Once upon a time in a mythical place called Hollywood. A long, long long time ago in a galaxy not so very far away, a witty group of actors with 38 Emmy nominations, 3 Academy Award nominations, and 8 Golden Globe nominations came together in a burst of comic frenzy and created Imps*. Now, decades in the making, re-edited, re-digitized, re-polished and (Ir)re-verently unrated, available for the very first time.

Nowhere else can you see the northern Indiana pencil sharp-off championship, coming attractions for "Teenage French Stewardess Nurse...Babysitter" an exclusive sneak peak at the agonizing new music video by the Marquessa De Sade, and yes, she's back, the dumbest heroine in horror film history.